MC

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

NEXT TIME ON DETECTIVE HALE: will he realise that the red liquid on the floor is blood, will he work out that the non-breathing person is dead and will Miss Tate ever stop being so easily impressed? TUNE IT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE.

twistandlove:

[x]

Misha Collins, ladies and gentlemen.

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

aliassmith:

everybodyilovedies:

this movie’s gonna be fucking amazing i’m so excited.

this is the greatest thing. right alongside ewan mcgregor imitating the noise of his lightsaber during the filming of phantom menace. THE VERY GREATEST THING.

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

justanotheridijiton:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen